How To Cook Christmas Dinner

To spare you the full nervous breakdown experience of cooking Christmas dinner for your loved ones – and other members of your family too – this is how I’ve been cooking Christmas dinner for around eight or ten people. It’s evolved over the years so I hope this is helpful.

Goals

There are a few goals I try to set from the very beginning:

  • We aim to eat around 2pm
  • No one gets food poisoning
  • Nothing gets burnt
  • We still have somewhere to live on Christmas Night

What To Cook

This is what’s on the menu. You don’t have to make all of these.

  • Turkey crown (around 3kg)
  • Gammon (around 2.5-3kg), cooked in Coca-Cola
  • Pork, sage and chestnut stuffing
  • Roast potatoes
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Roast carrots
  • Roast parsnips
  • Brussel sprouts
  • Gravy

Timings

And how’s this for Swiss Watch-like accuracy?

  • 10:30am Put the turkey on
  • 10:30am Put the gammon on
  • 12:35pm Boil kettle for roast potatoes
  • 12:45pm Parboil roast potatoes
  • 12:55pm Parboil the roast vegetables
  • 1:00pm Put on the stuffing
  • 1:10pm Put on the roast veg
  • 1:00pm Steam the roast potatoes
  • 1:05pm Roast the roast potatoes 1
  • 1:10pm Boil kettle for mashed potatoes
  • 1:20pm Roast the roast potatoes 2
  • 1:20pm Put on the mashed potatoes to boil
  • 1:30pm Let the turkey rest
  • 1:30pm Boil kettle for the sprouts
  • 1:35pm Roast the roast potatoes 3
  • 1:40pm Boil the sprouts
  • 1:50pm Drain and steam the sprouts
  • 1:50pm Drain and steam the mashed potatoes
  • 1:50pm Keep roast potatoes warm
  • 1:50pm Mash the potatoes
  • 1:50pm Make the gravy
  • 2pm Serve